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De-lighted and De-monstrified
Alan Edwards wrote:
I know a bishop removed from office is de-frocked, but is an electrician de-lighted?
Steve Cochran replied:
Okay you started it.
That would make:
an exterminator, debugged (or deloused)
a travel agent, detoured
a divorcee, debrided
a window salesman, defenestrated
a gardener, deflowered
a journalist, depressed
a Playboy bunny, denuded (or debriefed)
a software engineer, deprogrammed
a motel owner, debunked
a teacher, degraded (or detested)
an appliance salesman, deranged
and King Kong, demonstrified.
Alan Edwards wrote back:
A beauty queen defaced?
An arsonist deflamed?
A cricketer decreased?
A protester demobbed?
A model deposed?
A horseman derided?
A father desired?
A politician devoted?
A stenographer denoted?
A miser demeaned?
An air conditioning engineer deducted?
An angler debated? (yuk!)
A blackjack dealer discarded?
That may be the end, as Steve has called it quits.
Then I responded:
I wouldn't count on it, Alan; you haven't patented the process!
a poet distressed?
BTW, I asked Tim [Slattery] what kind of a person should be "defibrilated",
and he said "a liar."
a monkey detailed?
"The Shadow" dismantled?
a genealogist degenerated?
a Daddy Longlegs delegated? (Oh no, don't!)
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